jaclcfrost:

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

ladyshinga:

i want a new uterus this one has a leak
castielcampbell:

goodmusicforyourears:

obscure-vanities:

trezpassing:

lepetitchatblanc:

This messed with me so much

Fuck

but how do i wake up?

Because it can causes real stress and paranoia to some people: don’t worry.You have to know that this can’t be real. When asleep, or in a coma, you cannot read things, nor have critical thinking and reasoning because your left-brain is kinda asleep. This is why when you are dreaming, your dreams don’t make any real sense. While dreaming, your right-brain takes the wheel, explaining why your dreams reflect your emotions. So don’t be afraid: you are very awake. I am not an expert and may have got some things wrong, but yes, YOU ARE AWAKE ! Simple steps to confirm it: look at your hands. If they aren’t in a normal shape , you’re asleep. Turn on/off the light. If everything works out, you’re awake.Please spread the word, reading this can cause a lot of pressure to people suffering from paranoia.

thank you for explaining that.

castielcampbell:

goodmusicforyourears:

obscure-vanities:

trezpassing:

lepetitchatblanc:

This messed with me so much

Fuck

but how do i wake up?

Because it can causes real stress and paranoia to some people: don’t worry.
You have to know that this can’t be real. When asleep, or in a coma, you cannot read things, nor have critical thinking and reasoning because your left-brain is kinda asleep. This is why when you are dreaming, your dreams don’t make any real sense. While dreaming, your right-brain takes the wheel, explaining why your dreams reflect your emotions. So don’t be afraid: you are very awake.

I am not an expert and may have got some things wrong, but yes, YOU ARE AWAKE ! 
Simple steps to confirm it: look at your hands. If they aren’t in a normal shape , you’re asleep.
Turn on/off the light. If everything works out, you’re awake.

Please spread the word, reading this can cause a lot of pressure to people suffering from paranoia.

thank you for explaining that.

lyxdelsic:

"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

ryanvallejo:

korralight:

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okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick

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exists

i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick

darkchocolateandtea:

Me as a villian

moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

watershiphobbits:

If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist.  It is not “just a joke.”  You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women.  You are not helping, you are not making satire.  You are just being misogynist.

When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn’t want to drown anymore.
Marilyn Manson (via epikhi)
billiejoeisaburrito:

I just thought of something. Cinderella was a common girl who went to a fancy dance and happened to meet the prince and make him the love of her life. @mnnesotagirl was a common young girl who went to a concert and met the lead singer and made him the love of her life. Therefore Adrienne is the Punk Rock Cinderella. THAT IS SO CUTE DONT TOUCH ME.

billiejoeisaburrito:

I just thought of something. Cinderella was a common girl who went to a fancy dance and happened to meet the prince and make him the love of her life. @mnnesotagirl was a common young girl who went to a concert and met the lead singer and made him the love of her life. Therefore Adrienne is the Punk Rock Cinderella. THAT IS SO CUTE DONT TOUCH ME.

billiejoeisaburrito:

Are you okay sir I think your face broke or something

billiejoeisaburrito:

Are you okay sir I think your face broke or something

crazyanimals:

ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish

crazyanimals:

ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish